Dear Asian Woman Who Cooks Muscles in the Microwave in the Office Kitchen,
REALLY!!!!!!! ANY AND ALL SEAFOOD IS NOT TO BE COOKED IN THE MICROWAVE AT WORK!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! Now the whole room smells like your vagina!!!
-I dislike.. ok Hate you

p.s. i think 3 "hello's" are enough.. after that hang up the fucking phone.