Dear Woman Who Works Here,
1) You are not a stripper
2) You do not work for the Devil (who) Wears Prada
Leave your 4 inch heels at home.
- You look like a dirty/stripper pirate hooker TRYING to walk around this office.
Letters From A Crazy Shameless Bitch
Monday, November 26, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
Dear old ships on Harbor Drive,
You are not pirates. Stop shooting off cannons. Some of us are trying to work and cannons rattling the walls is quite distracting. Also, i am not sure if you are aware of this... YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO MCRD, NORTH ISLAND AND OTHER BASES! Some of these (wo)MEN have PTSD and you are acting like a bag full of assholes shooting off cannons at random!
- CUT THE CRAP LIKE NOW!
You are not pirates. Stop shooting off cannons. Some of us are trying to work and cannons rattling the walls is quite distracting. Also, i am not sure if you are aware of this... YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO MCRD, NORTH ISLAND AND OTHER BASES! Some of these (wo)MEN have PTSD and you are acting like a bag full of assholes shooting off cannons at random!
- CUT THE CRAP LIKE NOW!
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Dear Fat Lady,
J-walking is against the law. All I see when a fatty is J-walking through a cross walk at an intersection (that i have a green light at) is 5 points. So maybe waddle faster next time... seeing people move at a glacial pace is like seeing a "hit me" sign posted on their big, fat ass.
-I do not like J-walking fatties who make my brake at green lights so they can continue their law breaking.
J-walking is against the law. All I see when a fatty is J-walking through a cross walk at an intersection (that i have a green light at) is 5 points. So maybe waddle faster next time... seeing people move at a glacial pace is like seeing a "hit me" sign posted on their big, fat ass.
-I do not like J-walking fatties who make my brake at green lights so they can continue their law breaking.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Dear Asians in the Kitchen ,
Thank you so much for reheating your spam and salmon (or
other varieties of fish) in the office kitchen microwave every day. I
personally love the smell of disgusting reheated fish. On top of that I thoroughly
enjoy the sound of you slurping your noodles….this just makes my whole FUCKING day. What really just makes this whole situation so
fun is the banshee like talking you all do. No really.. talk over one another
it really gets the point across.
Lets recap.. Smelly food, Slurping and Banshee talk… yeah you all really are my favorite..
-I love Asians
p.s. I also love red lights, world hunger, dead batteries
and feet. -_-
Friday, August 3, 2012
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