Dear Fat Lady,

J-walking is against the law. All I see when a fatty is J-walking through a cross walk at an intersection (that i have a green light at) is 5 points. So maybe waddle faster next time... seeing people move at a glacial pace is like seeing a "hit me" sign posted on their big, fat ass.

-I do not like J-walking fatties who make my brake at green lights so they can continue their law breaking.