Dear old ships on Harbor Drive,

You are not pirates. Stop shooting off cannons. Some of us are trying to work and cannons rattling the walls is quite distracting. Also, i am not sure if you are aware of this... YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO MCRD, NORTH ISLAND AND OTHER BASES! Some of these (wo)MEN have PTSD and you are acting like a bag full of assholes shooting off cannons at random!

- CUT THE CRAP LIKE NOW!