Dear Asians in the Kitchen ,

Thank you so much for reheating your spam and salmon (or other varieties of fish)  in the office kitchen microwave every day. I personally love the smell of disgusting reheated fish. On top of that I thoroughly enjoy the sound of you slurping your noodles….this just makes my whole  FUCKING day.  What really just makes this whole situation so fun is the banshee like talking you all do. No really.. talk over one another it really gets the point across.  

Lets recap..  Smelly food, Slurping and Banshee talk… yeah you all really are my favorite..

-I love Asians

p.s. I also love red lights, world hunger, dead batteries and feet. -_-