Dear Under Paid, Under Appreciated Secretary,

You don't need to take your misfortunes out on me. Maybe if someone would have gone to school they wouldn't be a life long secretary (aka bitch). Please go get laid so that you can stop being a sanctimonious bitch.
Thank you,

-I just wanted to put some shit back from where i got it like a good employee.


p.s. Go. Fuck. Yourself.